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Local gag
Someone came into Arcas today and said they were going over to Arran On A Plate. I suggested to them that getting there by ferry might be a better...
Posted by Dave Payn, 326 days ago | 2 Comments
Walking Along a Pavement
  I’m sure a lot of people experience the same sort of things as me when walking down town, to a friend’s house or infact anywhere...
Posted by Emily Pulleyblank, 446 days ago | 0 Comments
Living Opposite a Church
      I love my parents’ house.             In fact I absolutely...
Posted by Emily Pulleyblank, 446 days ago | 0 Comments
Clearing a Play Shed
I don’t blame her in the slightest for the fact that my house in England has, at times (and in some places still does) resemble a dumping...
Posted by Emily Pulleyblank, 449 days ago | 3 Comments
The best excuse ever?
The following video clip shows an advert for Canal+, a French television channel. Not sure what the clip itself has to do with the channel, but it's...
Posted by Graeme Attkins, 530 days ago | 0 Comments
The front fell off...
On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the...
Posted by Graeme Attkins, 534 days ago | 0 Comments
Four chords are all you need...!
I spotted this recently in my internet browsers, and thought it quite clever/amusing.  Axis of Awesome is an Australian musical comedy trio who...
Posted by Graeme Attkins, 551 days ago | 0 Comments
A Timely Tale
It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is...
Posted by Chris Attkins, 558 days ago | 0 Comments
Caption Competition #1
Hi folks, it's been a while since we last ran one, but it's back, and I've saved up a fair few images for the coming weeks! Here's an easy one to...
Posted by Graeme Attkins, 559 days ago | 2 Comments
How Bad is the Economy?
Evidently things are much worse than we thought. Cats are so dramatic, aren’t they?
Posted by Chris Attkins, 579 days ago | 0 Comments
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER
This is going th rounds in e-mail form but makes good sense to me. Of course I am over 50.   Dear Mr. Darling, Please find below my...
Posted by Jan Attkins, 581 days ago | 0 Comments
SCOTTISH MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2009
DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2009 HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL GLASGOW...
Posted by Chris Attkins, 597 days ago | 0 Comments
Telling Tales
As we stagger towards the end of our tenth tourist season, our visitors continue to amaze and amuse us with their strange behaviour... like the...
Posted by Chris Attkins, 827 days ago | 0 Comments
Illiterate Britain strikes again
Spotted on the BBC website, presumably this must have been created by a firm of 'sineriters'
Posted by Dave Payn, 829 days ago | 0 Comments
Well I liked it
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the...
Posted by Jan Attkins, 830 days ago | 0 Comments

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